Thursday, December 08, 2005

Poor Ronald...


Ever since the famous ‘documentary’, Super Size Me…Ronald just can’t get a break… I mean ok McDonald’s serves greasy unhealthy polluted filth that is made by greasy youth who at the slightest wrong look at them, will spit in your burger and handed to you with a smile…BUT…Are we the consumers not aware of what we are getting once we penetrate the doors of this establishment? I mean as a youth pastor and an ex-greasy, burger spitting youth who worked at McD’s, I have put into my body more cheeseburgers and Big Mac’s then I care to talk about…but I know what I am putting into me…my high cholesterol, low cardio and apparent mood swings of a menopausal woman are hardly the blame of McDonald’s…IT’S THE CHOICES that I make, Ronald doesn’t call me and threaten me and my family if I do not go to his establishment…(well at least not anymore, umm thank you restraining order…in the case of Morgun vs. Ronald) But seriously Is McDonald’s a capitalist establishment that is after your money and not your health? YES. Is McDonald’s food if eaten every day kill you? YES. Will Ronald stalk you? Well YES…wait a minute void that last one…The point is we are hardly entitled to sue, get mad or blame others for our, obese eating, hart pounding, anger managing, cholesterol pumping, knuckle dragging, grease desiring selves…


4 comments:

Gil said...

Knuckle-dragging selves... I like it.

Incoming... said...

I know how sick this makes me look but I'm not sure when I have ever heard of one's entrance into the double arches in a more sexual manner. You go Paul! I wet myself...

Paul Morgun said...

Thanks Dale...its because I believe that there is a bit of cravings when we go in...it was said this way in purpose thank you for noticing!

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