Thursday, February 07, 2008

My top ten Real Warning Labels...

  1. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
  2. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
  3. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
  4. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports
  5. "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
  6. "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
  7. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
  8. "May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.
  9. "Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
  10. "Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.

3 comments:

Angry Milk said...

Warning on list of warnings:

Do not try to attempt to tell these to Jr. Youth. They will not laugh. Then the will maul your ears with q-tips.

Haha. I loved how nobody laughed at Jr. Youth when you said these. There was just a deafening silence.

wibs24 said...

If the above comment is true... that is too funny... haha

Did you stretch and look the other way pavel?

Paul Morgun said...

sigh...it was true, a tumbleweed rolled by and crickets became very loud after I read those in Jr. Youth...I then coughed cleared my throat and asked if the mic was on...