Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Telemarketing is evil...


We have recently been getting a lot of telemarketers calling us, trying to sell us stuff, have us be part of surveys and of course the all important approval for a newer and better credit card... Here are some ways to have fun with your telemarketer:

10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died...."

9. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

8. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends... would you be my friend?"

6. If they want to loan you money, tell them you are just about to file for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

5. Tell the telemarketer you are on 'home incarceration' and ask if they could bring you a case of Coke and some chips.

4. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

3. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!" (blatant Seinfeld rip off but still funny)

2. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

And, first and foremost:
1. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down...

Monday, January 28, 2008

Sweet Sunday!

Sunday Youth Service was amazing, I was so proud of all the youth, they did such an awesome job. All were involved in some way, whether speaking, playing instruments, singing, ushering, acting, set up down stairs, clean up...in all it was just awesome. I am so proud of them using their gifts and being willing to be stretched. That was a really exciting day for me. It is those moments that sure make you feel like your on cloud nine...

"Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. "
- Martin Luther King, Jr.



ht to Marko

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Bunch of Thoughts...

Wow, has been a while! Well recently I have ruptured my ear drum and do to this spent a good amount of time in pain. But other then the ear thing, things have been really coming together well. We have a youth service this Sunday and the youth are all involved in some capacity, and its very exciting! I love these times of watching our youth share and be part of the story, its very exciting.

I am also in the midst of planning our youth missions trip to Calgary, we have been doing this annually for three years now, and it has been a powerful time for our kids and I to be in a very different context to talk to addicts, and people with mental illnesses, to experience life in the gutter, and to meet people who give their lives working in these conditions restoring humanity to people that have stepped out of it or forgot what humanity is. It's powerful and heavy time, it is very amazing that in these unholy places is exactly where I meet Jesus the easiest.

So there are a lot of good things on the horizon, there are also difficult things there too, its a sea that rages back and forth in ministry maybe better said in life, I used to think I can calm it, or Jesus would calm it, but I have learned to let go, I have learned to be ok with the tossing, to hold on, and go for the ride. I have learned to be ok not to have all the answers, I have learned to trust others, and care about the person more then about the result, I have learned to hope...

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." - 1 Cor. 13-13

Friday, January 11, 2008

1st Hockey Season...

Well here are some pictures of Sasha...or as I call these pictures - future prospects:
Well the first time on the ice looked mostly like this.

But he was determined and next practice was more like this...

And this is him at the latest one with coach C.


Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Card Store...and I was tagged...

ht: Marko

Ok I was tagged by Kelly to list 7 random things about my self...so umm ok here they are:

1. I am obsessed with Russian History, I will watch any show, documentary or read any article on USSR, Russia and Ukraine, no matter day, time or place...last night I watched Russian War on the History channel till 3am (even though I have seen that one). And my brother in-law got me an awesome gift, Russian czars for Christmas! Thanks MARK!
2. I take hockey way to personal especially when watching National Teams
3. I love movies
4. I have a weird sense of humor, that does not connect with majority of population.
5. I like bread! Bread is probably the best food.
6. I rage when I drive...I do not understand why I am the only one with the spiritual gift of driving. :)
7. I keep the KoffeeKorner in business~!

I tagged: Jessica, Sarah, Mark and Amy, Andrew, Melanie, Jeff, Shannon.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Update

Wow its been a while...well here is a small update, Christmas and New Years was great, seeing family and friends was so much fun. Skiing and being with Jessica and the boys was amazing. Everything felt like it was going warp speed, but it was great. Sasha is in hockey and is enjoying, he also learned to ski on our trip, he learned very quickly which was amazing. So here is a video of Sasha skiing.